Six Word Memoirs

I'm a fan of concise writing, having never forgotten Strunk & White's admonition to "omit needless words."  I was intrigued recently to learn that Smith Magazine publishes "six-word memoirs," in which contributors summarize their lives in--you guessed it--six words.  (Example: "So many kids call me mom.")

They published a compilation last year, and another has just been published.  I intend to check them out.

Meanwhile, I wonder if I could write my life story in six words.  Can you?  I think I'll give it a try.

P.S.:  Take a look at their six-word resolutions too.